adequategatsby:
- you know
- how you see people’s icons all the time
- and you start to think that that’s how they look
- and then they post a picture of themselves
- and you’re like
- “holy shit! you’re not andrew garfield!”
- and your world crashes down around you
(Source: previouslyiangallaghers)
boys in fights: i hate you man fuck you
girls in fights: Your eyes are uneven and you're fat and you're an attention whore and you're dumb and I bet the only reason you have good grades is because you sleep with your teachers. Also, I had sex with your boyfriend. And also I deleted you off facebook and unfollowed you and I hope you live alone for the rest of your life and even your cats run away from you. PS your mom is sleeping with her yoga teacher. Bye, cunt.
